You Do It Too

We've all been there,you know you start off by watching some cute baby and puppy montage of constant laughter and then BAM!!!! You start clicking on videos that make no damn sense at all.That was me last night on Youtube.I was watching a video where a mother was blowing bubbles and her baby was laughing hysterically because their dog was chasing them and "eating" the bubbles.Sounds funny and cute right? It was.Now at the very moment that video ended I don't know why my sometimes unstable mind decided to click on a video that read "Golden Retriever Giving Birth To 9 Pups" yes y'all read that right.I know ....WEIRDO!!!! From there it went down hill fast.Oh by the way it was 10pm when I started with the cute baby vids.So as I'm falling into the depths of youtube I come across the births of the following, horses,goats,spinx cats,porcupine,giraffe and last one I clicked on was of an elephant giving birth.Now giving birth its self is strange but to watch as animals do it becomes even strange.All of the other said animals did the what I call normal thing,you know licking,cleaning and caring for their young.To me the toughest birth were of the horses my god I was counting the fucking contractions for christ sake.Then as my battery was coming to an end I'm watching the elephant and it is by far the most disgusting and disturbing thing I have even seen.Baby comes out and I'm thinking mom is gonna be all gentle to make it get up but no sir I was shocked at how rough the mother was to the baby elephant,but I'm gonna stop there and post the link to the video for you to watch for yourself.If of course you're willing to watch it.That my friends is how I spend my nights before I go to bed.

Link-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDRIdE05ko

Not This One

Ive been known for having some real crazy dreams some that are sooooo fucking fake that you wouldn't even believe it was a dream and some soo real that made me wake up and cry or left me in shock but the dream I had last night was just UNBELIEVABLE.I woke up and started to cry!!!All I remember was being in a town home of some sort on the second floor,walking in and finding the hubby there with a friend drinking.I was so pissed that I started washing dishes(I do that in real life,when I'm pissed I do chores)well he(hubby)said some smart ass remark and Ii blew up and started talking shit.He comes into the kitchen part of the house and now he's talking shit but I cant hear nothing that he is saying,I turn around and grab a knife that I really have here at home and he says this to me "go ahead, do it" and guess what I did??I stabbed him in the chest...he goes and say something to the friend again cant hear what he is saying and I turn around and start heading towards he door he grabs me and I jump from the second story.He follows and pins me against the fence ....this is the part I couldn't believe (my hands are even shaking right now)I continue to sab him until he falls to the floor and dies.I run to a neighbors house to call his sister,mom,and everbody number that I remember but no one and i mean no one answered.The people ask what is wrong and I tell them and as soon as I could remember there were cops everywhere and as one was about to cuff me I wake up.Holy Shit never have I had a dream like that before,never!!I love the hubby and sometimes I feel like strangling his ass but this dream was just so......I don't know!!! what the fuck why am I dreaming of this??????????I just needed to get this out cause I don't have the guts to tell it to him,which i tell him just about every weird and crazy dream I have but not this one might freak him out a bit!!!

Thank you Blogger for this one!!!!