this week on SOA

FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,SHIT,SHIT,SHIT,WTF I fucking missed it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I missed it!!I wanna cry ...yeah right (no really)I have never missed an episode and I mean never.Been a true fan since season one!I LOVE YOU JAX TELLER until next week baby I'll get to see you again.

Monday.Madness

So.today.my.damn.day.is.not.going.to.fucking.good.H.decided.to.take.the.(MY)laptop.to.work,well.just.my.luck.the.desktop.is.fucked.up!!meaning.that.my.fucking.space.bar.has.been.shot.to.hell.that's.why.i'm.using.the.period.marks!!!!You.bitches.better.stop.laughing.so.since.i.cant."write".the.way.i.want.i.went.shopping.and.came.home.with.a.bunch.of.makeup.2lipsticks,compact,liners.both.lip.and.eye,foundation,just.incase.i.have.to.put.on.my"this.is.how.i.look.everyday"makeup.and.ofcourse.also.bought.bodysoap,wash,shampoo,kids.shampoo,toothpaste,kids.toothpaste...in.other.words.i.went.to.spend.a.shit.load.of.money!!!hahahahahaha.WELL.THAT'S.IT.BITCHES!!!UNTIL.LATER!!STAY.SKANKISH!

Please Explain

why in the fuck didn't anybody tell me this thing called motherhood was gonna be so damn unfair?I have cleaned the entire fucking house(cause I fucking felt like it for once)and every single room is clean,still doing laundry and these fuckers decide that my floor is a goddamn slip in slide???????Why oh why do kids do this to a clean ass house?I bet your fucking ass that when H gets home it is not gonna look and smell the way it does now.I love them to death but hell..help your momma out for fuck's sake.I am literally so bored that I have nothing to do,because I have did it all already!I wonder how mothers that work see us stay at home QUEENS!?!?!? Do they think that all we do is blog/surf the web or just plain blow off our husbands money?Deep down inside I think they WISHED they had a husband who worked his tail off so that you could stay at home and be with the kiddos.I know for a fact alot of shall we call them "ladies" think we don't do much but frankly...we are the ones who are here for our kids,we help out with homework,we pretend to be a happy go lucky mom for the goddamn pta,our kids know that when they come home we will be there and not some stranger or grandma or aunt,I know that when our kids grow up they will remember ALL the bullshit they put us through and say "she was always there for me".This is Not a diss at any mother that has to work but I just wonder what your take is on us.Just like I wonder how you can work all day and not think about what your kids are doing or even if you know what they are doing.Mothers come in all shapes and forms and everyone raises their children differently but this is My opnion on things and FUCKING FORGIVE me if I hurts your feelings.Thats why this is MY blog and I can blog about whatever the fuck I want!!
LOVE YA BITCHES!!

B.S Friday

Well surprisingly this week was fucking awesome!Noone fucked with me or nothing,kiddos behaved like normal human beings,that was until today Fucking Friday..my youngest monster was the only one awake and "watching" cartoons while I while "stalking" some of yall!!!I ofcourse am having a blast reading ya'lls stories when..........monster comes in and says this"mommy,me hungry" so I'm like okay hold on,then I get this stench of garlic all of a sudden,I ask him to give me his hands..HOLLY SHIT they stink like garlic(you see what yall hookers do)I run into my kitchen and.....FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he ate 2 big ass cloves/whole garlic.My whole entire fucking morning was trying to make the smell of garlic dissappear before H came for lunch.But maybe just maybe the smell of garlic will keep away that blood sucking bitch vampire that loves stalking me!hahahahahaha
That is all Bitches

Dreams

Oh shit, she passed me on the boulevard

Ay, tell me is it stalking if I follow her all the way home without her knowing

Nah, nigga, I’m just curious where she stay at

Besides when I’m with her, this gon’ be the spot we lay at

And maybe I’ll just drive by occasionally

And if one day I happen to see her outside, she wave at me,

Imagine what she’ll say to me, this ain’t no time to be afraid no more

It’s time for bravery

No matter if my homies think I’m crazy,



Okay, you say you got a man, I mean, I definitely understand,

I’m happy for you, really am, I couldn’t of been the only fan

In the world Of a girl like you

I mean, you’re beautiful, and I’m sure he’s a very nice dude

It ain’t no biggie, well I’m sure that I’m gon’ see you around the city

Only thing I ask if shit don’t work out for y’all, then don’t forget me

And don’t act like a stranger when you see me on the scene

I Fuckin' love this song!!!!!!

SOA

One word this week...
AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyquil

The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

I HATE being sick !!!

Really

You punk bitch poepoe,how in the hell do you expect to not swerve around a gotdamn car?????Do you want me to hit it?If your gonna pull me over atleast come up to my window not my back one.I know how to drive and I hope you never again pull anyone over!Here's the fun part...You punk bitch lawman,you racist motherfucker did your momma teach you any manners..you should never snatch shit away from ladies.I didn't ask for you to feel pity for me..I was just telling you the truth.Now I know that for cunts like you I will lie and laugh in your face and say FUCK YOU(in my head)
That is all.

Stalkerville

Ok well since now I'm the one being STALKED(I JUST LOVE HOW YOU MAKE ME YOUR 1st PRIORITY)by the Wicked Witch.You will get your own post hunny.

Why must you keep checking in on my life?Is that how bad your life is treating you that you have to TRY to cause problems in my MARRIAGE(I know that hurts)Well sweety,it's not!My HUSBAND knows excatly what I blog about and hunny you're not that important that I would spend my days writting about you(just this exception,cause you asked for it)I understand that your still in love with my HUSBAND but really...don't waste your time trying to pick a fight.I personally don't know you and don't wanna know you,your kids on the other hand are the ones that I care about.They were here before my kids came along and for that reason I LOVE THEM!!!!I'm sure you wished I was a bad step mom but I'm not and you should be glad that I'm not!!Childern are never at fault for the mistakes their parent's make.I ask myself "Why must she do this"but then I remember that you wish you were in my shoes.There will never be a female that could last even 5 minutes in my shoes..here's why..
I stay at home allday,I don't work,I clean,I cook,I don't have anyone to just leave my kids with so I can work and go to school,I put up with alot of fighting from the kids,I do 6 loads of laundry every week sometimes more,I get chewed out when shit don't go right,My son has ADHD and takes no medication for it,My kid has kidney problems,My kid has anger issues and he's only 4,I have family members that don't help my family and I out,I don't have anyone I can just pick up the phone and talk about my problems..that's why I write,My husband is jealous and demanding(love the fucker though)I do drink alot of wine just so I can relax a little since Im not in the clubs,I am ME.My lifestyle some would say it's hard.For a fact I know NOONE could do what I do!!!!!!

Thank You for STALKING me.......makes me happy to know I'm that important to someone.

Fuck,Marry,Kill

How to play Fuck, Marry, Kill:


We give you three famous names.
You then pick which one you would fuck, which one you would marry and which one you would kill!

1)Dane Cook, George Lopez & Fred Durst
2)Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie & Megan Fox
3)Kyle Busch, Charlie Hunnam (Jax-Teller Sons of Anarchy), Alexander Skarsgård (Eric- True Blood)
4)Scarlet Johanson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Anna Paquin (Sookie- True Blood)
5)Nicki Minaj, Selma Hayek, Gwen Stefani
6)T.I., Marilyn Manson, Dax Riggs


Ok Hookers here's my list...
Very simple,Kill every single person on this list except for Mr.Charlie Hunnam.
Him I will fuck and marry,that simple.

Vote

GO VOTE FOR ME !!!
or i'll fucking kill you..just kidding.

WTF..

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME,DON'T KILL ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE





Since the hubby can't vent out in the open(he gets stalked)here it is from my point of view.
Has anyone ever heard someone blame their problems on you because of your problems??Probably makes no sense and that's fucking right IT MAKES NO SENSE AT AT ALL,YOU STUPID DUMB ASS PEOPLE.Why in the hell would you do that?Don't be mad that your old ass cant do your job properly,don't hate that there is someone younger than you working with you and KNOWS more than you do,why do you hate a man who stepped down from his position and raise to let you get your job back(you should be grateful for that)why do you try to sabotage his work,why do you think he works his ass off...for his FAMILY,just cause you don't have a supporting wife and kids loving you unconditionally,does that give you a right to be hateful towards others who do have that.Now here is your part from me personally....you stupid fuck,lazy no good cunt bitch Salvadorian(NO OFFENSE,to who reads this,this is just for him).

To the other lazy fuck..do your fucking job!!I still don't believe that after seeing a video of you asleep at work you are still there.You perverted fat fuck.Go back to where the fuck you came from!!!

To the women there..STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOME LIFE!!!!!!!!!! You don't hear me telling the entire world on how your married and fucking around,how you have a bad reputation for being a WHORE,how all you do is think of ways to fuck people over,how y'all are all a bunch of NASTY,TRASHY,GOSSIPPING SLUTS!!!!!!!Everyone has problems and there is not no person I know that can say they don't.(and if y'all don't..Bitch quit lying)Fuck you,Fuck you,Fuck you,Your cool,Fuck you I'm out!!!!!!!!!!

To the "cool"one..thank you for all your help,it has and does mean alot to us but wake the fuck up and look around you.You work with a bunch of dumb fucks who don't give a fuck about nothing but themselves.

I think I have covered everything and hopes that work gets better for my H.I love you and hang in there...THE BEST REVENGE IS SUCCESS.

SOA 2

I'm a little late on posting this one but Fuck I do have shit to do!

For this one it was umm..ok,not so much drama or action but who gives a fuck it's SOA.Gemma is a dad's who has alzimers,Tig is also there and like the Dog he is starts fucking around with the help.Tara is being a desperate bitch(only cause Jax told her about us)Jax just got out of jail.That stupid irish dude has the baby in belfast,he thinks gemma killed his boy(last season..You should of watched)when in fact atf bitch killed him and framed gemma.Clues=blah,blah,blah.Irish dudes kill of kidnapper,baby is safe,gemma's dad shoots tig,jax thinks kid is in canada,stupid tara tries to help gemma and.....there it's over.Stay tuned for next week.This is the best I can do with recapping the episode,if you like it..Hell yeah!!!If not.. fucking watch it for fuck's sake!!!!!!!

Whaaaatttt...

I am completely bored out of my mind,most of the cleaning is done,kiddos fed,hubby fed and I am sitting here watching cartoons..that have no point to them.I have no more books to read(some I've read more than twice)..this is currently what I am hearing when the kids talk....blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah...

WTH is going on here I think I'm, tired of surfing the web....
JUST KIDDING, I LOVE YOU INTERNET!!!!! funny right???
well I guess that's it.

Blah,Blah
Simply Sarali

SOA..season 3

The new season of Sons of Anarchy started today.It was fucking phenomenal,it started with my favorite opening line..."Previously on Sons of Anarchy"in this soft yet very manly voice.They recapped on everything that happened in season 2.Gemma was framed for murder by that bitch from the FBI,baby Abel was kidnapped by the Irish and a whole lotta other shit.This was a very compelling 1st episode,lots of action and a little bit of crying.I am hoping that they didn't kill Deputy Hale,I totally freaked because I didn't remember that Gemma didn't know about baby Abel being kidnapped.Jax is so depressed that its fucking HOTT!!!! Overall the show is fucking fantastic,one of the bestest show ever made.In my loudest yell....I FUCKING LOVE SONS OF ANARCHY!!!!!! Kurt Sutter is a genius.