Well surprisingly this week was fucking awesome!Noone fucked with me or nothing,kiddos behaved like normal human beings,that was until today Fucking Friday..my youngest monster was the only one awake and "watching" cartoons while I while "stalking" some of yall!!!I ofcourse am having a blast reading ya'lls stories when..........monster comes in and says this"mommy,me hungry" so I'm like okay hold on,then I get this stench of garlic all of a sudden,I ask him to give me his hands..HOLLY SHIT they stink like garlic(you see what yall hookers do)I run into my kitchen and.....FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he ate 2 big ass cloves/whole garlic.My whole entire fucking morning was trying to make the smell of garlic dissappear before H came for lunch.But maybe just maybe the smell of garlic will keep away that blood sucking bitch vampire that loves stalking me!hahahahahaha
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Don't you fucking HATE it when the kids get into shit then you have to cover that shit up before HE comes home so he doesn't realize you blogged all day???
ReplyDeleteThank GOD my house is a small POS and I have to keep my PC in the kitchen cuz my daughter is CRAZY!! Once I woke up at 5 am and she was in the middle of the floor with all the eggs broken..
ReplyDelete*memories*. Anyhow I am your new stalker...Yay!